vintar:

jeejyboard:

god please can someone help me find the gif of the white $20-banana looking-lady from like, an 80s show it looks like, she’s stumbling around in a downtown area looking disoriented and keeps seeing gay signs like “LEBANESE” and “CURRY PUFFS” please i need it

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Originally posted by genderdyked

a legendary bit lmao

jimnutto-deactivated20230114:

christopher575:

unicouniuni:

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Uni.

HEY LADIES … … … … … … … DID YOU KNOW

UHHHHHHHHH

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hemaris:
“portrait of a fat little man disgruntled about being picked up
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hemaris:

portrait of a fat little man disgruntled about being picked up 

miraculan-draws:

Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK

romcommunist:

self discipline is so hard like. i know the sucker who’s in charge…a pushover who hates authority and loves hedonism

callmebliss-got-swamped:

humanfailingtheturingtest:

humanfailingtheturingtest:

Thinking about Repo! and like, fuck GeneCo, but

1) Do they do top surgery and

2) What are they gonna do if I don’t pay? Send the Repo Man to REATTACH my boobs??

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WHY would you hide this in the tags

It needed to pass peer review

pastabot:

doing standup and i point to a guy in the crowd and say “this guy gets it!” then walk straight to him and tongue kiss him for the rest of my set